Clarissa *

Description

  CLARISSA • 7-8 years young • Looking for: A committed couch companion with snacks   Hi, I’m Clarissa. I’m mature enough to know better, but young enough to still get excited when someone says “wanna go for a ride?”   My hobbies include: • Long evening walks where I casually judge the neighborhood landscaping • Golf cart rides around town like the retired socialite I was born to be • Binge-watching reality TV and British dramas while pretending I’m emotionally above both • Supervising household chores from a nearby soft blanket • Making friends with basically every dog I meet   I’m fully potty trained because I believe in keeping things classy. I also recently had a dental, so my smile is fresh and ready for close-up cuddles.   My love language? Proximity. I prefer sitting near my person whenever possible — not in a clingy way, more in a “tiny emotional support shadow” kind of way. But don’t worry, I understand humans occasionally have to do things like work, laundry, and pretend they don’t want to share snacks.   Personality-wise, I’m low drama, easygoing, affectionate, and emotionally available. I’m past my destructive puppy era and fully into my “let’s enjoy life together and maybe take a nap afterward” chapter.   Ideal match: Someone looking for a loyal sidekick, professional cuddle consultant, golf cart co-pilot, and binge-watching partner with excellent manners.   Bonus points if you have: • A comfy couch • Another friendly dog • Treats • The ability to tell me I’m pretty at least once daily   Swipe right on Clarissa. She’s the whole package — seasoned, sweet, stable, and still cute enough to get away with absolutely everything.