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FRITO’S OFFICIAL ADOPTION BIO  Hi. Yes. My name is Frito. Like the chip. And much like the chip, once you bring me home, I will become your entire personality. I’m a 7-month-old, 48.2 lb professional good boy with a soft heart, goofy energy, and the emotional sensitivity of a Victorian poet. I’m sweet, friendly with other dogs, and I genuinely want everyone to like me. But I do have one tiny request: Please don’t let tiny humans treat me like a jungle gym while screaming directly into my soul. The shelter people discovered I’m a little nervous around pushy small kids, so I’d do best with older, considerate children who understand important things like: * personal space * indoor voices * not using dogs as furniture * snacks should be shared fairly Honestly, I think that’s reasonable. Now that we’ve covered my terms and conditions, let’s discuss what I bring to the table: * 48.2 pounds of lovable goofball energy * Expert-level tail wags * Olympic-quality cuddle potential * The ability to trip over absolutely nothing * A face that says “I have never committed a crime” even when I absolutely just stole your sock I’m still young, so I’m learning all the important dog stuff, but I’m already winning hearts everywhere I go. The humans here say I’m a very sweet boy and a pleasure to be around. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40 and includes: * Distemper/parvo vaccine * Rabies vaccine * Vet exam * Neuter * Fecal test & general dewormer * Microchip Basically I come fully loaded and ready to move into your house and immediately act like I’ve lived there forever. If you’d like to meet me, please call to schedule an appointment:  256-362-5856 Bring snacks. I feel like that’s how strong relationships begin. — Frito