CALAMITY JANE

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WANTED: TWO OUTLAWS LOOKING FOR THEIR FOREVER HOMESTEAD! Meet Calamity Jane & Not-So-Wild Bill Hickok, a bonded pair of 8-week-old kittens ready to ride off into the sunset… preferably straight into your living room! CALAMITY JANE This tortie girl is a tiny tornado in a fur coat! True to her name, wherever Jane goes, calamity is sure to follow. She’s got the spirit of a Wild West outlaw, the coordination of a tumbleweed in a windstorm, and absolutely no respect for law, order, or your carefully arranged belongings. If there’s mischief to be made, Jane is already three steps ahead of the sheriff. NOT-SO-WILD BILL HICKOK This handsome brown tabby is proof that not every gunslinger is looking for trouble. Bill’s a little more laid-back… at least until his sister starts something. Then he’s right there in the thick of it, because apparently even a mild-mannered cowboy can be recruited into a life of crime. He may be Not-So-Wild Bill, but don’t let the name fool you — he’s still a kitten, and trouble is practically part of the job description! THESE TWO ARE A BONDED PAIR! Jane & Bill are partners in crime, 2 peas in a dusty prairie pod & the kind of duo that makes the Wild West look tame. They’re only 8 weeks old, so they have plenty of time to perfect their outlaw ways, steal hearts & turn your home into their very own frontier town.They’re looking for a forever home where they can stay together, share adventures & live happily ever after — with plenty of toys, cozy naps, tasty meals, and humans willing to overlook a little kitten-sized banditry.THEIR WANTED POSTER READS: Wanted for: Stealing hearts, causing mayhem, and excessive cuteness* Last seen: Plotting their next jailbreak from the kitten pen* Bounty: Two lifetime supplies of love, cuddles, and treats* Reward: A home that will never have a dull moment againCan you give these two little desperados their happily-ever-after? Adopt Calamity Jane and Not-So-Wild Bill Hickok together, and you'll get twice the love, twice the laughs, and just enough chaos to keep the frontier interesting! BONDED PAIR — MUST RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER! Adoption Fee together is $150No actual horses were harmed in the making of this duo. A few toy mice, however, may have gone missing.