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INTRODUCING LITA: YOUR FUTURE PERSONAL ASSISTANT (WHO WILL MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE)! Greetings, potential staff members. My name is Lita, and I'm a gorgeous gray tabby kitten looking for a forever home where my talents will finally be appreciated. What talents, you ask? Excellent question. I specialize in supervising absolutely everything you do, attacking toys with the determination of a professional wrestler, sprinting through the house for reasons known only to me, and sitting directly where you're trying to put something. Need to fold laundry? I'll help by sitting in the basket. Trying to make the bed? Wonderful! I'll turn it into an extreme obstacle course. I bring joy, laughter, and just enough chaos to keep your life interesting. Boredom is simply not an option when you employ a kitten like me. My adoption fee is $75 and covers my spay surgery, vaccines, vet exam, fecal test for parasites, basic dewormer, and microchip before I head home. All you need to provide is love, toys, a cozy place to nap, and the understanding that your home is about to become MY home. Interested in hiring me for the position of lifelong best friend? Call Talladega Animal Control at 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me! Lita: Experienced in cuteness. Unqualified for personal boundaries.