Only Farmers

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* This dog will be at the Palo Alto Pet Food Express on Saturday, October 10th from 12PM – 3PM (unless adopted prior to the event).  3910 Middlefield Road All DPS Rescue dogs are spayed/neutered, vaccinated, dewormed, flea/tick treated, and microchipped prior to adoption. Adoption fee: $800 Introducing the Dating App Litter! Swipe Right for Puppy Love! Forget dinner dates, awkward first messages, and people who look nothing like their profile pictures. We’ve got 8 week old puppies who are the real deal! Welcome to the Dating App Litter, where the profiles are adorable, the chemistry is instant, and the only red flags are the ones you might need to wave when somebody steals your sock. Relationship update: Five of our singles, Hinge, OkCupid, Bumble, E-Harmony, and Coffee Meets Bagel, have already found their perfect matches and officially deleted the app! That leaves just three eligible bachelors still waiting for their happily ever after. Don’t wait too long. Good catches go fast! These little singles are an adorable Aussie-Dane-and-who-knows-what-else combination. Mom weighs a whopping 77 pounds, while Dad is a roughly 40-pound wire-haired black terrier-type gentleman with piercing blue eyes. The pups are currently in the 8–11 lb range. So, while their DNA may be a little complicated, one thing is certain: these are not going to be tiny lap dogs forever! Think big personalities, clever brains, adventurous spirits, and plenty of puppy to love. At this age, they’re busy perfecting the fine art of eating, playing, pottying, napping, and repeating. Their days start around 7 a.m. with breakfast alongside their siblings, followed by playtime, potty breaks, more meals, puppy shenanigans, and some seriously important beauty sleep. They finish the day with dinner, a final potty trip, and a long overnight snooze. And cuddles? Absolutely encouraged. These little romantics are still learning about the world, so they’ll need patient families ready for puppy training, socialization, and all the joys of raising a potentially large dog. Now, let’s meet the singles who are still available. Update your profile, turn on your notifications, and prepare to fall in love! ONLY FARMERS — The One Who’s Looking for Something Real Dating profile: Only Farmers | Age: 8 weeks | Relationship goal: Long-term commitment | Green flags: Loyal, adventurous, confident Tired of dating people who can’t commit, won’t communicate, and spend all their time lying around? Only Farmers is ready to raise the bar. This handsome gentleman believes in traditional courtship: he’ll pursue you enthusiastically, bring you questionable gifts (probably a stolen shoe), and remain devoted to you for the rest of his life. Now THAT is a man with follow-through! Only Farmers is a bright, self-assured leader who believes every day is an opportunity to explore new territory, investigate suspicious noises, and charm the pants off anyone he meets. He’s the kind of guy who suggests an outdoor adventure instead of asking what you want to do for the fifth time. Hiking? Training games? Backyard exploration? He’s already got the itinerary planned. He’s a robust, solid little fellow with a teddy bear heart, a clever mind, and plenty of confidence. Just remember, with a 77-pound mama in his family tree, today’s adorable little adventure buddy could eventually become tomorrow’s full-size adventure partner. Only Farmers isn’t interested in playing the field forever. He’s looking for his person, his teammate, and his forever family. Swipe right if you’re ready for a relationship built on loyalty, laughter, and an unreasonable number of dog toys. His ideal match: An active home ready to help a smart, potentially large dog become the best version of himself. TINDER — Instant Attraction, Lifetime Commitment! Dating profile: Tinder | Age: 8 weeks | Relationship goal: Immediate chemistry, absolutely no ghosting | Green flags: Playful, clever, confident You saw the photo. You felt the spark. You swiped right. Congratulations! Tinder has entered the chat. He may be the pint-sized member of this litter, but don’t confuse a smaller package with a smaller personality. This little firecracker is more than happy to keep up with his bigger siblings, and he has absolutely no intention of being left out of the fun. Looking just like his gorgeous mama, Tinder appears to have inherited a healthy dose of her brains, too. He’s quick to catch on, loves interactive toys, and is always looking for something interesting to do. If there’s a game happening, he’s interested. If there’s a new adventure, he’s available. If there’s a lap nearby, he’ll consider the opportunity very seriously. And here’s the catch: Tinder might be the smaller pup today, but his family tree includes a 77-pound mom and a 40-pound dad. His adult size is uncertain, so don’t base your long-term housing arrangements on his current miniature heartthrob status. Unlike the dating app, though, Tinder isn’t about endless swiping. He’s looking for one special family to delete the app for. Someone who appreciates his playful energy, keeps his clever brain busy, and remembers that even a tiny dynamo needs naps and gentle guidance. His ideal match: A family ready for a fun-loving, intelligent companion who can bring a whole lot of personality to everyday life. PLENTY OF FISH — There’s Plenty of Puppy Love in the Sea! Dating profile: Plenty of Fish | Age: 8 weeks | Relationship goal: Finding his one-and-only | Green flags: Charismatic, curious, affectionate Well, well, well. Look who decided to cast a line into the dating pool! Plenty of Fish is a confident little gentleman who knows how to make an entrance. With his bright eyes, curious expression, and charming personality, he’s got the kind of profile that makes people stop scrolling. And with Dad’s piercing blue eyes somewhere in his genetic inheritance, he may just have a few tricks up his furry sleeve when it comes to stealing hearts. This boy is an enthusiastic explorer who likes to be part of whatever is happening. He has a clever mind, a growing interest in the world around him, and an affectionate streak that makes him a delightful little companion. He’s ready to learn, play, and discover what it means to be part of a family. His name might suggest he’s casting a wide net, but don’t worry. Plenty of Fish is not looking for multiple households or an open relationship. He’s searching for one forever family who will love him through every stage of life. Just remember that puppy charm is not a substitute for puppy training. He’ll need help learning his manners, building confidence, and growing into a well-adjusted adult. And with his mixed-breed heritage, his eventual size and coat are still a bit of a mystery. The good news? There’s no need to send him a clever opening line. Simply offer a little patience, a lot of love, and a lifetime commitment. His ideal match: A family who wants an affectionate, intelligent companion and is ready to make him a permanent part of their world. THE FINE PRINT: Before You Swipe Right All 8 week old puppies are adorable, but they’re also tiny works in progress! Every member of the Dating App Litter will need: Puppy school: Potty training, bite inhibition, basic manners, and positive socialization. A lifetime commitment: These are mixed-breed pups with the potential to grow into medium-to-large dogs. Mom is 77 pounds and Dad is approximately 40 pounds, so adult size is not guaranteed. An appropriate schedule: Meals, potty breaks, play, naps, and plenty of supervision. A little patience: They may be clever, but they haven’t yet mastered the art of being a civilized roommate. Lots of love: Because every successful relationship needs affection, trust, and somebody willing to throw the ball one more time. Ready to delete the dating apps and meet your real-life match? Only three of these puppies are still accepting applications for forever homes. Read each puppy’s biography, complete an adoption application when you’re ready to move forward, and get ready for a love story with a very happy ending. Because when it comes to puppy love, the right swipe can change two lives forever.