Reggie 26/554

Description

HELLO, HUMANS! I'M REGGIE! I'm 4½ months old, weigh a very portable 19.4 pounds, and I have recently decided that sitting around waiting for my forever family is simply unacceptable. I have places to go. Things to investigate. Shoes to admire. Toys to destroy... I mean, play with responsibly. And most importantly, I need a human who is prepared to appreciate my considerable talents. At 4½ months old, I am basically a professional puppy. I haven't mastered all the boring adult stuff yet, but I am VERY experienced in being adorable, making people smile, and looking completely innocent after doing something I probably shouldn't have done. My résumé includes: Professional Cuteness Specialist Advanced Toy Inspector Zoomie Enthusiast Expert at the “Who, ME?” Face Future Lifetime Best Friend And now for the part where you realize this deal is almost suspiciously good... MY ADOPTION FEE IS SPONSORED AND REDUCED TO JUST $50! That $50 includes one set of vaccines, including rabies and distemper/parvo, a vet exam, neuter, fecal test, general dewormer, and microchip before I go home with you. So basically, for $50, you get a puppy. A WHOLE PUPPY. What are you waiting for?! Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me. Come get your very own Reggie before somebody else realizes that 19.4 pounds of puppy can cause approximately 97 pounds worth of happiness. P.S. I would like to formally deny all allegations involving missing socks, chewed objects, and unexplained zoomies.