Christy 26/491

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ATTENTION! I'm Looking for New Staff... and by "staff," I mean a human to wait on me. Hello, peasants... I mean, future family. My name is Christy, and I'm a 1-year-old feline masterpiece currently accepting applications for a forever home. My job requirements are pretty simple: Keep my food bowl from becoming tragically empty. Tell me I'm beautiful on a regular basis. Provide a cozy bed... even though I'll probably choose the cardboard box it came in. Understand that everything in the house officially belongs to me the moment I arrive. In return, I'll provide entertainment, companionship, occasional zoomies, professional biscuit making, and just enough cattitude to keep life interesting. The best part? I'm already spayed, vaccinated, and ready to head home today! Even better, my adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $50! That's a bargain for a live-in comedian, part-time therapist, and full-time queen of the house. So... what are you waiting for? My loyal subjects aren't going to adopt themselves. Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me. Warning: Side effects of adopting me may include talking to me in a silly voice, taking 437 photos a week, and happily accepting that your lap is no longer yours.