Rose 26/470

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BREAKING NEWS: Local Introvert Seeking Quiet Human (Bribes Accepted.) Hi. My name is Rose, and before we get started, I'd like everyone to know that I am not ignoring you... I'm simply conducting a thorough background check. You see, I'm a little reserved when I first meet new people. Some cats burst into a room like they own the place. I prefer to sit back, observe the situation, and decide if you're worthy of my friendship. Want to speed up the process? Bring a Churu. Seriously. A packet of Churu is basically the password to my heart. One minute we're strangers... the next minute I'm wondering if we should share a couch for the next 15 years. Once I know you're one of the good humans, you'll discover I'm a sweet, laid-back girl who just needed a little time. I'm not looking for chaos—I prefer a peaceful home where I can relax, enjoy some pets, and occasionally remind you that Churu is, in fact, a basic life necessity. I'm about 1½ years old, already spayed and vaccinated, and I'm ready to go home today. Even better, my adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $50! That's a pretty small price to pay for a loyal best friend... especially one whose operating system can be upgraded with a tube of chicken paste. If you'd like to meet me, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. P.S. If you show up with a Churu, I'll pretend it wasn't the reason I picked you... but we'll both know the truth...