Chuck

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 UNICORN ADOPTER WANTED    Introducing Chuck… our long-term foster (5 months and counting ) and self-appointed CEO of “Don’t Touch Me Unless I Say So.”   Let’s just clear a few things up:  Walks? He said no.  Leaving the house? Also no.  Uninvited affection? Bold of you to assume.  Rotting on the couch all day like a tiny king? Absolutely yes.   Chuck is not here to meet your expectations. He is here to live his truth.   He’s looking for a very specific human: – Low expectations – High respect for personal boundaries – Possibly also enjoys ignoring texts and canceling plans   In return, Chuck offers:  His presence  Occasional tolerance  A masterclass in doing absolutely nothing   Look, we get it—he’s not for everyone. But there HAS to be someone out there who sees this grumpy, quirky, anti-social little legend and thinks, “Yep. That’s my guy.”   If you’ve ever wanted a dog who’s more like a roommate you politely coexist with… Chuck is ready to not cuddle you.    Apply today. Or don’t. Chuck isn’t pressed.   He is neutered, microchipped, up to date on vaccines, on heartworm and flea prevention and heartworm negative. His adoption fee is $300. Please use this link for the application to be approved for adoption: https://toolkit.rescuegroups.org/of/f?c=SGVJMGQY