GUB GUB

Description

Greetings, Earth Minds. I am called Gub Gub.I arrived from the red world of Vel'Gurra, where the greatest honor is to stay close to the one you choose. Distance is confusing to us. If I have selected you, my favorite place is beside you. If you move, I move. If you stop, I stop. If you sit, I become nearby. This is correct behavior. On Vel'Gurra we say: `Gruhm-va nokku teb.` The closest human meaning to this is: `When two hearts travel together, neither is ever lost.`Earth has many interesting objects. Blankets are acceptable. Soft beds are acceptable. Snacks are extremely acceptable but none of these are as important as existing in the same space as a chosen human. You may believe I am following you. This is inaccurate. I am simply continuing our shared location. If you notice me watching you, it is because I am confirming that you still exist, If you smile at me, my tail may begin operating without permission. If you pet me, I will record this event in my memory forever. If you tell me I am a good boy, I will believe you completely. `Nokku grah'ma Gub. Vel teb narra shuun.` Human Translation: `Come adopt me so I can be by your side through it all.`