Jerry 26/463
Adoption
United States, AL, Talladega, 35160
Adoption fee: $40$
General info
Behavior and Temperament
Description
BREAKING NEWS: Local Criminal Too Cute to Prosecute Hi. I'm Jerry. Yes... that Jerry. No, I am not responsible for the mysterious disappearance of your hair ties, socks, charging cables, or your last shred of personal privacy. There is simply... insufficient evidence. I'm a 3-month-old professional goofball with unlimited zoomies and exactly zero respect for the laws of physics. If it can be climbed, I'll climb it. If it rolls, I'll chase it. If it's dangling, consider it attacked. My hobbies include: Looking innocent after causing complete chaos. Collecting belly rubs. Purring loud enough to be mistaken for heavy machinery. Making humans laugh at least 47 times a day. I'm already neutered, current on vaccines, and ready to go home TODAY! Best of all, my adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40! If you're looking for a tiny best friend who doubles as daily entertainment, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. Adopt me before I convince everyone here to unionize for second breakfast.