Diane 26/428

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NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS for one very spoiled gray tabby princess. Hello! I'm Diane, a 12-week-old gray tabby with movie-star good looks and absolutely no intention of paying rent. My hobbies include purring so loudly you can hear me from across the room, climbing things I probably shouldn't, chasing invisible monsters that only I can see, and casually stealing everyone's heart before they've even finished saying, "Aw, she's cute." I'm already spayed, current on my vaccines and flea prevention, and I'll be microchipped before I go home with you. So all the responsible stuff is already checked off my list. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40! That's an unbelievable deal considering you'll receive unlimited entertainment, complimentary snuggles, and a tiny striped supervisor who will monitor every single thing you do. I'm ready to go home TODAY! If you'd like to meet me, my handsome brother Jack, or discover that two gray tabbies are twice the fun, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. I can't promise I'll always stay off your counters... but I can promise I'll look incredibly adorable if you catch me.