Harmonie 26/419

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Hello. My name is Harmonie, and I have just one question... Have you considered a career as a Professional Booty Scratcher? Experience isn't necessary. I'll provide all the training. You see, I came to the shelter as a stray, and I'm not gonna lie... this place is LOUD. There are dogs barking, people walking by, doors opening and closing... it's basically a never-ending concert that nobody bought tickets for. So at first, I was a little nervous. Can you blame me? But then... someone discovered The Spot™. A few booty scratches later... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Congratulations! You have successfully activated my internal motorboat. Once I know you're nice, I'm a super sweet girl who loves attention. I'll happily hang out with you, ask for pets, and reward your efforts with enough purring to register on the Richter scale. Now, before anyone gets carried away... literally... I'm more of a "love me while my feet stay on the ground" kind of gal. I enjoy affection. I enjoy booty scratches. I enjoy quality time. Being carried around like royalty? Respectfully... absolutely not. I'm perfectly capable of walking myself to the snack bowl. I'm scheduled to be spayed on July 14th, and after that I'll be officially ready to start my next chapter with a family who understands that the quickest way to my heart is through a few well-timed scratches near the base of my tail. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40, and that includes my spay, vaccines, vet exam, fecal test for parasites, basic dewormer, and microchip. If you're looking for a sweet companion with a deluxe purr machine, excellent manners, and a strict "No Unnecessary Lifting" policy... I think we should meet. Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment. Sincerely, Harmonie CEO of the Booty Scratch Appreciation Society