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  DUKE   Greetings, peasants. I am Duke.   At just 3 months old, I've already mastered the fine arts of zooming through the house at Mach 7, attacking invisible enemies, and looking ridiculously adorable while doing absolutely nothing. I'm neutered, vaccinated, and fully prepared to take over your home one kitten-sized catastrophe at a time. My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40. That's less than the cost of replacing all the things I'll knock off your shelves.   Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment and meet your future ruler.